How many tote bags can one hippie tote?

As many as they give away for free.

The ways in which my life is like What About Bob?

• I feel good--I feel great--I feel wonderful--
• I'm afraid that I won't be able to find a bathroom, and my bladder will explode.
• I divide people into groups based on how they feel about Neil Diamond.
• I use toilet paper or tissues as a barrier between my skin and public surfaces.
• Baby steps get on the bus.
  

Well, let's do it

Kelli Mae: "But sauerkraut is a lot of work to make."
Sam: "No, no. Once you get a food processor, sauerkraut it makes itself--it makes itself, honey."

Is it bigger than a...

I have finally realized the need of a breadbox. When you make your own, you need a place to put it.

Makes sense

Me: "I haven't had coffee or alcohol in three days."
Sister: "God, no wonder you're depressed."