Maybe this is is what it means to be a cynical capital-R-Romantic

Even though I like being alone, I always seem to have a crush. Always. I fall in love at the drop of the hat--on the street, the train, in the bar, with a waiter, with a random dude at a party, with someone at work. At every movie, in every play, in every band. I must always pick out someone. It's like a game. Wherever I go, I find the one that I will love and pine for for the next 10 minutes, hour, night, week. All my relationships are superficial and hypothetical. And I guess I seem to like them that way. I wouldn't know what to do with an actual person.