Friday, January 21, 2011

The ways in which my life is like What About Bob?

  • I feel good--I feel great--I feel wonderful--
  • I'm afraid that I won't be able to find a bathroom, and my bladder will explode.
  • I divide people into groups based on how they feel about Neil Diamond.
  • I use toilet paper or tissues as a barrier between my skin and public surfaces.
  • Baby steps get on the bus.

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